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No Breakfast for Me, Thanks

  • Writer: Jennifer Van Orman
    Jennifer Van Orman
  • Nov 6, 2022
  • 1 min read

Updated: May 8, 2023





You probably remember the late 1980's when Joan Collins tried to teach us we needed shoulder pads to look and feel tough. But there's a better, sleeker, modern way to tell the world not to fuck with you, balance out your shoulder- to-hip ratio, and channel your inner Audrey Hepburn!


That's not for hot glue!


Tell the world you're classy and packing, and that you won't be meeting them for breakfast. Breakfast is for weaklings.

 
 
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