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THE APPRAISAL PROCESS

APPRAISAL FORM
 

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Thanks! This might hurt a little, unless you are a robot, and then don't worry about it. 

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Resale Score Required
Summary Required
Odor Required
Medical History Score Required
Interview and  summary of  personal/professional documents and titles Required

Use worksheet to the left to calculate subtotal 2 and
                                  (+) years of schooling
                                  (+) years of sales
                                  (+) credit score or EER rating
                                  (+) checking account balance                                                                         
                                  (-) the number of felony convictions
                                         or product recalls
                                  (-) the number of ICD O diagnosis
                                        codes or software viruses
                                        = subtotal 3
[Subtotal 3 x (1 US Dollar Index (DXY) x Ruble exchange rate) converted to Bitcoin]


Subtotal 4         x average number of remaining years employable for manual labor
                                     divided by individual body mass index if human       
                             divided by electronic scrap metal price if robot
                                                       =Your Personal Bitcoin Misery Index

ICD 10 Diagnosis Codes

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0
6.7
13.4
20.1
26.8
33.5
40.2
46.9
53.6
60.3
67
73.7
80.4
87.1
93.8
100

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